mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!
me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing
me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself