colfersaurusrex:

Sometimes I like to pretend I was never a 6th grader because it’s probably the most embarrassing time I’ve ever existed. But sadly, I did exist and somehow no one punched me in the face. 

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do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow

(Source: rodneykong)

skarvika:

can you imagine being a cat

i mean you look down and

ok so today in science this guy beside got pencil lead in his eye so he started freaking out and said “ maybe if i cry it’ll come out” so then across the room someone screamed out ”just lead it out” 

lespreg:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

(Source: snapchatting)