fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

deair:

so how do i relationship

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.